Our heavy duty washing line poles are no joke, or are they?
Why did the washing line pole break up with the clothesline? It just needed some space to hang out on its own.
What did the washing line pole say to the laundry? You blow me away.
How do washing line poles enjoy free time together? They just hang out.
How many washing line poles does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're too busy holding up laundry.
What's a washing line pole's favourite alcoholic drink?
Dry white wine. Dry Martini. Dry gin. Dry cider.
Why did the washing line pole go on vacation? It needed a break from all the heavy lifting.